Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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