Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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