Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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