The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
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He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
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When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
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