dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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