I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
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Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
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You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
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