I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
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