so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
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the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
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I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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