I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
i wish my penis had a tongue
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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