NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
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As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
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Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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