You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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