Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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