Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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