I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
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Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
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He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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