They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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