Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
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What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
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Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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