a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Dick very happy bro
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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