Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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