she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
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i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
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We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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