You made me cry and you don't even care
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
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The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
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Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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