The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
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he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
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I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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