I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
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I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
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So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
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