just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
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My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
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He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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