he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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