So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
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