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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
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