Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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