garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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