No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
I need a burrito and a hug.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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