I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Randomize
