Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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