Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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