There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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