After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
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You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
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Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
this hospital has no fireball
I just forgot I was standing up.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
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