I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
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Wipe that smile off your face.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
