You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
it's like heaven, but drunker
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
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