I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Randomize
