forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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