I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
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he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
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blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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