she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
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