Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
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He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
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Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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