Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Randomize
