All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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