Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
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Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
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Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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