u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
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i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
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Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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