No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
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