Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
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Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
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Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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