Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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