I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
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