Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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