North Korea, Best Korea!
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
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